By a Wendy for a Wendy
When you are face to face with a lost boy:
- Get out… don’t even get involved… but if you don’t- adhere to the following:
- He has one hour to make an impression… after that you can get out
- You never have to say yes, especially if you know he’s a lost boy
- Always be in control of the situation- you are a woman and have the power
- Know the limit/ line that will not be crossed and stick to it
- Look moderately hot for the first date. You can tone it up or down depending on the first impression
- Have a first date curfew- midnight is appropriate… earlier is better
- Do not laugh and be charming if he isn’t funny or charming
- Limit the super personal information- talk about broad topics
- Maintain a neutral body language – don’t flirt unless he’s great
- Try not to be alone
- Always bring cash and a cell phone
- Have an escape plan set up. Know where all your exits are and have that “emergency call” on standby
- Don’t answer calls or texts after midnight- they are always booty calls
- If you are nervous at all that he’s strange- Meet at the place—then he doesn’t know where you live and you have a car.
- NEVER fall asleep in his presence. Trust me... the results are disturbing.
- Remember- a hundred lost boys will never equal 1 great man. Drop them all if they can't find themselves when you show up
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