Say Whaaaaat??

These are some of the most memorable things that anyone has ever said to me. Yes these are all direct quotes. I have come to truly understand that boys have word vomit/ verbal diarrhea waaaay worse than I do. I thought I had no filter. No, no. I do. Boys don't.
This is just the beginning... I will continue to add things as they return to my mind. 

 

You’re probably really good at the bend and snap.

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I really just want to hold you right now. Is that cool or just too soon?

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Can I hold your hand?

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Have you ever been kissed like this before?

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Can I have a kiss?

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You have perfect teeth and very nice breasts. Your husband will be a very lucky man.

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Do you believe you are cute? Believe it.

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You have the biggest tits ever.

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I dream about you. A LOT!
Me: Like what?
They cannot be repeated.
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You're asking me why I am 30 and single?! That's like me asking you why you have the most perfect and supple breasts in the entire world?!

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Don't you feel that intense attraction between us?

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Do I fit the criteria of your knight in shinning armor?
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I am just sitting here regretting that I missed my opportunity to hold you and kiss you.
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Hey it was nice to see u on Sunday. U always are so sweet and fun to talk to, not to mention so cute. If I was only 25 I would fly to Utah every other weekend to take u out.
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Please, please, please help me build this list. The plan is to have quotes like this be the beginning of every chapter in my book. So comment/ share with me and the world the best things that any Lost Boy/Girl has ever said to you!

ps. If you ever said any of this to me. I probably still like you as a person. Don't get offended. Be excited that something you said I will always remember. Also, some of these things weren't even bad. I just remembered... and it probably made me laugh at you a little to your face. And that is really ok!